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| Thot Dan Bilzerian's First Campaign Video |
According to the life and times of professional Instagram thot Dan Bilzerian, the current estimate stands at three.
Having conquered the worlds of poker, social media, and general wealth — the top-shelf product of millions of dollars now has his eyes on the Oval Office.
How many heart attacks should a potential presidential candidate have before the age of 32?
If Instagrams of his variety fall in line with your interests, then you're already well aware of what a Dan Bilzerian presidential campaign might look like.
To prevent confusion for others, Bilzerian has unveiled his first campaign video (see above) — packing an admirable amount of political ass into a 16-second clip.
Though heavy on less esoteric Spring Breakers imagery, the clip is beautifully devoid of any campaign promises.
Ultimately, Bilzerian more or less embodies America's greatest exports — i.e. guns, fame, and detrimentally enviable wealth. Where's Stephen Colbert when we need him most?
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